What is the Whole Face-Down Time Gonna Be Like?

I should have I should have I should have written about this before, like maybe the FIRST time I found out there was such a thing as a vitrectomy and that recovery would involve keeping one's nose pointed to the ground. But no, not so smart. So VxOne slid past any documentation when it happened last October. Then VxTwo didn't seen to be such a big deal because there was going to be no face-down component. Wrong again. Thus there is no documentation of what it felt like to have silicon oil in the eye, completely blurry vision, brain aches. Now VxThree is coming right up, face-down again, so I feel compelled, even obligated to chronicle the fun and games.